Jonathon Alter, oh so tastefully, criticizes Bush, then apologizes for Bush, then euphemizes anew for us:
Of course, several hundred men-most charged with minor violations-are still being detained. As long as they're told why they are being held, and have access to lawyers, is this such an outrage? The old ACLU notion that it's better to let 10 guilty men go free than to imprison one innocent person is, in an age of suicide bombers with access to bioweapons, not just a luxury but a danger. And as a practical matter, the president is right that we need some kind of military tribunals for terrorists seized overseas; we can't ship hundreds of Al Qaeda's terrorists from Afghan caves to, say, New York courtrooms. Imagine the security nightmare.
The problem with Bush's proposal is not so much what he's doing, but how he's doing it-like a king. Unilaterally. And he's oblivious to the possibility that with such loose standards for conviction we could end up executing the innocent (a good deal worse than detaining or deporting them). The military tribunals we establish need to be consistent with this country's basic constitutional framework. They need to reflect the thinking of both civil libertarians and civil securitarians (did I just make that word up?).
Ahh,"securitarian" is indeed a lovely coinage. It's so much fresher and cleaner than that nasty, discredited "authoritarian", the previous (and one would think entirely adequate) antonym for "libertarian". The entire etymology of "authoritarian" is just disgraceful, having been hurled as a pejorative throughout its lexically young life. But securitarianism conjures images of comfort and safety delivered in a thoroughly non-threatening way. Say, "I'm a securitarian." Say it softly. It's as if being whisked away to sip gin and tonics on a neatly groomed golf course in a firmly gated, well-ordered subdivision inhabited by fellow "civil securitarians", whose investments are doubtlessly secured by yet more brother securitarians, and where armed response is only an automated alarm away.
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I briefly mulled over creating a new website called
alterwatch, devoted to responding to the superhuman feats of illogic that are the Jonathon Alter columns in
Newseek. Network Solutions says alterwatch.org and .com domains are available. However, I doubt work and family obligations would permit me the time involved in a line by line analysis and refutation of his weekly ejaculation. That and my better, frugal angels told me that the annual expense of maintaining that particular piece of nominalistic real estate cannot not justified.
What brings one to consider such a seemingly pointless exercise? Well, as I was perusing the waffling twaddle quoted above, it occurred to me that I had been driven to comment on him here at least
twice in the
last 30 days. And then I read, “The problem with Bush's proposal is not so much what he's doing, but how he's doing it-like a king.” And then I read the cute construction “civil securitarian.” And then I felt compelled to comment once again on something this silly, gutless liberal had written. (I try to avoid entirely silly, gutless liberal Thomas Friedman as he usually induces in me seizures of apoplectic incredulity alternating with convulsive spasms of painfully uncontrollable laughter.)
I didn't think much about Alter before 9-11. I occasionaly read his column if I was at my doctor's office or in a subscriber's home. I would occasionlly see him on MSNBC, while scanning television. He always struck me as a bland, center-left (well, center-left by U.S. measure, which would be center-right in any advanced democracy, like Mexico) He seemed one of the crowd that likes pro-abortion Republicans and "fiscally responsible" Democrats, that crowd which bestows the shiny badge "bipartisan" upon the heroic middle and that sneers the insult "ideological" to those on the right and left base enough to irresponsibly resist compromise. (Have any of those in the mainstream press bandying about the term ideology ever read Althusser? Have they no respect for what words mean?)
However, post-911, Alter's columns became
hyperpatriotic, in a
New Yorker reading,
Newsweek writing kind of way. No they became in fact
intolerant, in a
New Yorker reading,
Newsweek writing kind of way. And he, with the rest of the "reasonable center" and “comfortable middle”, free fell into absolute obsequiousness to the current regime, eager to accept any servility demanded of them, and they erased from their minds the demonstrated intellectual buffoonishness of the President.
In short, his behavior was much the same as most of the people I know, most of my relatives, most of my country as far as I can tell. And what I experienced anecdotally does seem to be confirmed by those scientific pollsters. So, Maybe Alter's is the voice of America, and I could divine the mood of the public by limiting myself to reading only
Newsweek. And maybe Alter’s not only the voice but the champion of the king, public opinion. And battling one lone columnist is much less daunting than engaging the whole of U.S. society. But Jesus, that would still a monumental waste of my time, surely to result only in much banging of head on wall. Better sporadic guerilla attacks on the many, than a full frontal assault on the one. Thus there will be no
alterwatch.